1st fist bump after cardiac induction dose of midazolam. Impressive.

Class 2 trauma man vs cow???

Dental care

Per patient chart "He has no recent dental evaluation but reports that he regularly cleans his teeth with a paperclip"

Loves being in on a Saturday doing an "urgent" case especially since I
heard about it Wednesday

A patient's family in the waiting room wearing "I <3 Team [surgeon's
name]" tshirts. I can't imagine them wearing "I <3 Team Anesthesia".
Not that I mind really

It's going to be a banner day when the anesthesiologist is the most
qualified person in the room to put in the Foley catheter.

Trapped in cath doing aortic procedures. Resident referred to it as
'fat camp'. You don't get to eat all day. And you have to run up and
down the stairs wearing 15 pounds of lead.