Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Newspaper

I was explaining the risks of anesthesia to a patient before cardiac surgery... the patient said "no problem, I'm not going any where". I said I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page. The patient said "As long as I'm not on the front page, nor on the back page (obituaries), we're in good shape"

Monday, May 09, 2011

Saw woman in recovery drinking coffee from a mug she brought in herself