Class 2 trauma man vs cow???

Dental care

Per patient chart "He has no recent dental evaluation but reports that he regularly cleans his teeth with a paperclip"

Loves being in on a Saturday doing an "urgent" case especially since I
heard about it Wednesday

A patient's family in the waiting room wearing "I <3 Team [surgeon's
name]" tshirts. I can't imagine them wearing "I <3 Team Anesthesia".
Not that I mind really

It's going to be a banner day when the anesthesiologist is the most
qualified person in the room to put in the Foley catheter.