Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Newspaper
I was explaining the risks of anesthesia to a patient before cardiac surgery... the patient said "no problem, I'm not going any where". I said I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page. The patient said "As long as I'm not on the front page, nor on the back page (obituaries), we're in good shape"
Friday, April 29, 2011
Physical exam
Most daily progress notes include a physical exam portion to say how the patient looks, how the heart and lungs sound etc, this was the best exerpt today I found while looking through my patients
"HEEN: WNL, could use a shave"
(HEEN=Head,Ears, Eyes,Nose; WNL=Within Normal Limits)
"HEEN: WNL, could use a shave"
(HEEN=Head,Ears, Eyes,Nose; WNL=Within Normal Limits)
Monday, April 25, 2011
Surgical Plan
The cardiac surgeon today announced the plan for today's cardiac case:
(Referring to the Intra-Aortic Balloon Pump - a device inserted through the femoral artery into the descending thoracic aorta, used to augment cardiac output and help a person with poor heart function come off of the cardiopulmonary bypass pump)
Out of the room by noon, without a balloon
(Referring to the Intra-Aortic Balloon Pump - a device inserted through the femoral artery into the descending thoracic aorta, used to augment cardiac output and help a person with poor heart function come off of the cardiopulmonary bypass pump)
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Paging system down
You don't realize how much we rely on the paging system until it goes down. We've turned into the hospital you see on TV, with "stat" pages overhead every 30 seconds.
Saturday, April 02, 2011
heart trouble/car trouble
Sorry ma'am, the ambulance that your new heart was travelling in has broken down
(it's going to be a long day)
(it's going to be a long day)
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