Preop Hijinks

So I'm in clinic today and I'm talking to a patient about his health problems for some surgery or another. All of a sudden he stands up, unbuckles his belt buckle, unzips his pants and starts tucking his shirt in.

Now I've done this before too, but usually it's in my bedroom before I go to work or if I'm in the bathroom or if I'm alone somewhere with no hope of someone walking in.

Weird and unsettling.

I just acted like nothing was happening and averted my gaze.